So, this site is meant to be half political commentary & half professional wrestling. I know your first question has to be exactly WHAT THE **** where you thinking? Was I smoking crack? Did I do some meth? Was I trapped in some kind euphoric state when this idea came to my mind?
I have been fan of professional wrestling since 1988 & got into the wrestling business in 1998 after my graduation from high school. I started training under the independent wrestler Frank “the Tank” Parker. I was able to completed around roughly six months of training. Though I never had a full bore singles match in front of people, yet have worked battle royals, I’ve constantly been paying attention to how everyone acts, how matches are told with story, & how politics plays a major role in how you climb the ladder in the wrestling world.
Now, politics is a whole different realm, wait what am I saying? Politics is supposed to be REAL its supposed to matter but IF politics actually mattered then why does the United States of America have a DEBT of 14.3 Trillion dollars? I’m not here to harp on how we got there, but I will harp on why we need to FIX this atrocity called the national debt.
What is my point, EVERYONE calls wrestling “fake” when in reality its performance to its highest level. That’s what I’m calling the current state of “POLITICS” in the United States, a performance, a rouse, & a charade! The people in Washington call the American people “out of touch” when in REALITY they don’t know how to make a simple decision on how TO CUT THE BUDGET! The disguise everything in carny talk.
For example, just the other day, Mr. Obama said, “I’m willing to take the heat.” What heat? You went to the meeting & you didn’t compromise! If you wanted to take the heat you would bend. You are a the biggest HEEL in American history, & that transcends the wrestling industry. People decide who to cheer & who to boo even though the underwritten rules of professional wrestling dictate that its “good vs. evil.” I right now am booing you out of the building freaking slim ball. There are more wrestling bad guys with a backbone than you Mr. Obama. If you don’t believe me, call the Washington DC Presidential comment phone number.
Leave a message & tell the big booger that he’s burying ups fast than an Undertaker buried alive match. I’m not knocking the Undertaker by any means but I am knocking how much SPENDING he’s done since he took office. So much we might as well be six feet under, or at least we’re on the verge of it.
You see, the jargon is the same! Just like the skit with Mick Foley on the Daily Show where John Stewart called professional wrestling “fake”. Really, that isn’t the word for it. May be staged, may be a show, but not fake. They all work both sides. If you don’t believe me, take closer look yourself & look at the way politicians act. It’s an ACT. Everyone wants to be loved but in fact we probably hate you. You’ll never be the face because your a politician. There may be one exception in Michigan Congressman Thad McCotter. He seems to get how the game works & that’s why may be mentioned quite a bit during the run of this project.
So, send this to all your friends. All your family & remember to be good to one another even if you’re bad. Oh, and watch out for that steel chair.